The Witch Doctor
Poison is in everything, and nothing is without poison.

wizzardrincewind:

Rincewind couldn’t help but groan at that. “Well, I’d say that’s definitely a bad idea. I’d prefer to stay alive thanks. Sadly though, almost every situation I find myself in seems to be one of those ‘crazy adventures’ whether I like it or not…”

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The woman chuckled, flicking back her hair as she extended a hand out towards the stranger. "Well, if you want to stay alive, what is that one quote I so often hear… ‘Come with me if you want to live.’ Well, for as long as you possibly can, anyway. Might as well start our crazy adventure now.”

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wizzardrincewind:

"So, uh… I don’t suppose you’re here to help me, are you? Probably not I’m guessing. That’s normally how it works…"

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"Pfff. Well it depends. I could help you, then kill you. Or I could just kill you. Hell, if I help you, maybe we’ll end up going on some crazy adventure, prolonging the inevitable. What do you think, darling?"

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Of Another Time || Henry + Aradia

avictimoftime:

Henry heard the women rustle from her place and just as he opened his eyes she had grabbed his shirt, he groaned loudly as she slammed him back against the tree. “Oh my god!” he yelled as he felt the blade, still warm from her last victim, press against his neck. Henry stayed rigid as he listened to the women speak, her voice going straight through him. What do you say in this position? Please stop holding your knife against my neck your crazy fucking bitch. 

Taking shallow breaths he looked up at the women “Okay.. I know this is some freaky side effect of cracking my head on some stupid rock but in the off chance this is some how real…. Oh my fucking god! Get off me please, I’m not even going to do anything!” He whimpered a little as she continued to press the knife against his skin and he looked back at the man behind her. 

"This isn’t real, none of this is real… Gonna wake up in hospital with mum reading the paper and dad yelling down a phone," Henry mumbled under his breath with his eyes shut tight and nails digging into the bark behind him. 

A brow quirked at his insistent crying. Jesus didn’t this kid have any sort of backbone? She slowly pushed the adrenaline down, forcing herself to think rationally, logically. Maybe she didn’t have to kill this kid. He didn’t get a whole good look at her, right? She could just poke his eyeballs out so he could never identify her in the long run. She already created a mess with her target, what’s a little bit more?

What was he babbling about now? Some sort of rock and hitting his head… a hospital? Shit, was this kid on drugs or something? A growl emitted from her lips and she pressed the blade harder against him, though flipping it to the dull side first so it wouldn’t harm him by accident. What the hell was wrong with him. She ought to just stuff him right now and go on with her business.

"You’re a long way from any hospital, sugar." the words came out in an unintentional purr, her breath brushing against his cheek. "Now tell me who you work for and why you’re here before I gut you like a pig." He had to be working for someone right? Why else would he be here?

(Source: nativeapothecary)

masteroftheaether:

textbookxnarcissism:

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"Are we, Loki?"

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"I suppose she can borrow you, so long as she knows you belong to me."

"Yeah yeah I get it. He’s yours. Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of him. Let’s go, let’s go. No need to stall the inevitable, sugar."

masteroftheaether:

textbookxnarcissism:

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"Well thats settled then. I’ll take you, she can take me." Tony grinned.

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"…….You really think I’d let someone else touch you?"

"C’mon boys. Are you just gonna talk the whole time or are we gonna get this thing going?"

masteroftheaether:

textbookxnarcissism:

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"I have no problem fitting you in my mouth. Don’t flatter yourself, Lokes." 

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"Well you do have a big mouth Tony, almost as big as your ego."

Doesn’t say anything to that comment.

masteroftheaether:

textbookxnarcissism:

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"Popcorn? Please. That wouldn’t last. You could always keep me quiet, I can do the same to her."

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"Two at once? I doubt you would even be able to fit me in your mouth."

"You wanna make that a bet? I bet you’re not as big as your ego there, darling."

masteroftheaether:

textbookxnarcissism:

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"You’d have to talk to Mr. Possessive over there. But yes on the clones."

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"She can always suck your dick, I’ll grab the popcorn and watch."

"Hell, why watch when you can play too? I can do two at once."

masteroftheaether:

textbookxnarcissism:

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"Why haven’t I worked on that yet?"

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"I could clone you"

"How about you let me join in?"

textbookxnarcissism:

-whispers- Do it after Loki posts. I’ll wait.

yes sir. I will refrain from punching myself until then. Also on a mad hunting spree of my faceclaim to try and join in on this. it’s not easy but I will do it.

(Source: nativeapothecary)